"Blame the Russians!"

Inspired by "Blame Canada":

If your kids are very naughty
Or your boyfriend kinda snotty,
Blame the Russians!
Blame the Russians!

If your boss's a giant prick,
And your girlfriend's very thick
Blame the Russians!
Blame the Russians!

If your school mates give you wedgies,
If your garden's full of badgers,
Blame the Russians!
Blame the Russians!

If you stepped into dog's pooh,
Or got nothing else to do,
Blame the Russians!
Blame the Russians!

Sing this song along with me,
Louder than "Let It Be!"
"Blame the Russians!
Blame the Russians!"