Is there something Russian about you?

Russians - as Western media often portraits them - are sneaky dangerous aggressive people.
You might think that the fact you have been born far away from the country where people heal their hangover headaches with weird liquid called rassol (which is basically salty boiled water in which pickled cucumbers tend to float in a jar) - you might think that this fact kind of guarantees that you are safe from having something Russian about you but you are wrong.
So here is a little quiz which can help you find out whether there's something Russian about you.

You might be Russian if:
1. You adore fast driving. The more drunk you are the faster you are going to drive.
2. Being a man you would rather spend a nice Friday evening cuddling a 1,5 litre bottle of vodka than going on a date.
3. You keep saying your country is sucks but are always ready to smash some foreigner's nose if you think they are not respectful enough.
4. You like lying on your sofa imagining something miraculous will happen and you become rich, beautiful and happy.
5. You can talk for an hour using no other words apart from swear ones and some prepositions.